Monster: Lord Long Ears

Number: 129
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, long, limp ears
Fur: Pink swirl
Fart velocity: Overachiever
Phlegm consistency: Sticky
Description: Concocting hare-raising schemes and with the gleam of mischief in its cunning eyes, this fiendish furball uses its long, limp ears to eavesdrop on conversations, collecting information to use in its manipulative schemes. From spreading malicious rumours, taking control of local governments or bursting fart-filled balloons in a crowded room, it revels in destruction.